Asking for help is not weak

Consult Dr. Petri Consulting
If your vessels turn gold into dross
And you’ll find the result that’s resulting
Makes the diff’rence ‚twixt profit and loss

If your management’s locked in a battle
With the forces of chaos and dread,
If you’re ready to reach for the bottle
‚cause your ledgers speak only in red

If firing your workers seems dreary,
and your corporate prospects are bleak,
Then remember, oh manager weary,
That asking for help is not weak

L. M. Petri 2011